I thought I’d reply to get you a little closer to your target. Although it may have changed since the last site upgrade it used to be the case that on receiving 100 notifications an anonymous site member would phone you at 3am to sing you a Donny Osmond song. A welcome prize indeed, especially from such an accomplished singist.
I was in two minds to comment on this because I felt that you weren't really paying attention but seeing as it's the first cup of tea of the day and I'm just relaxing before starting my day proper, I took the time to write this.
Because you oh so richly deserved them, you serial shitwit.