Alcoholic Concoctions?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OCS001, Jul 1, 2009.

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  1. Sorry if this has already been covered.

    After reading the thread on the strange food combinations I was thinking about the alcoholic combinations out there.

    My pops told me of one called Monkey Snot
    -Shot of Tia Maria, shot of Baileys, then filled up to just under top with coke then topped off with lemonade.

    Apprantly it was the last drink of the night and never ever gave them a headache next morning for parade. Result if you ask me.

    So anyone got other wierd combinations of alcohol?

  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    The system went off for a while; hence the three threads!
  3. You are not meant to call it a wanker, you silly!!! That would just send this straight to the hole xxx
  4. It's ok, there are 2 more to choose from :wink:
  5. Not our fault he is a cunt though.

    (Down to one now my little baldy one).
  6. You scare me, you freak.......
  7. You'd be more scared than me, trust me. :wink:
  8. My God, you really are desperate.

    How much for a bag of bones then???

    (Before some other clever fucker says it, and yes I have sent a PM, and I am effed if I am getting to chat at this time of the morning to have someone ask me if I am in the Army and is it good, and will they beast them, etc. etc, and how fast can I run a 1.5 mile. As fast as the fuckers chase me, but better. Oh and then I pass them on to Sandy the Guv. :D )

    Nuffink scares me. Not even spaniels.
  9. Is this another one of those unwritten rules? Like not wearing socks with sandals? And slouching your socks with trainers?

    Unwritten rules. You could fill a book with them.

    (And I wish someone would).
  10. Just had to capture this statement before you realise your mistake and edit it.

    Just which definition of sober have you misunderstood?
  11. Ah! You did realise your mistake. :rofl:
  12. Just which bit of Chubb's squalid ramblings did you just quote and agree with?

    Oh, that first bit. Just checking. 8)