OK, this has prob been done before, but I was explaining my drinking strategy to a mate a little while ago, and attempted to explain what I was trying to achieve. I have started drinking wine in preference to beer, because it is a higher alcohol content, gets to the point much earlier and, more importantly, does not require the same volume of liquid to be drunk to achieve the same effect. Wine, therefore is Mech Inf, if standard cooking lager is RLC (Pioneers). Similarly: RAF Regt: Shandy Bass. Looks similar to what it's pretending to be, but completely off the mark, the preserve of wankers and wannabees. Int Corps: Tequila Sunrise. Decorative and supposedly effective, but is it all it's cracked up to be? HLI: Buckfast. Devastatingly effective, but very nasty. AGC (ETS): Australian Chardonnay. Appears to be intellectual, but really pretty average origins. AGC (SPS): Magners. Poncy, doesn't have the robustness of draught beer, favoured by girls. Any more?