Gents just thought i would share this perfect example to prove alcohol makes women stupid... Mrs Green machine is usually a bright lass, puts that minger vorderman to shame. Picture this; Early knock off from work, nip into town to pick up a copy of King Kong, stop in at the local for a few pints.. Get home - DVD on, about 30 or so min later Mrs Green Machine turns to me and asks..... So which one is King Kong? Aha i thought this must be a "waahh" So i calmly i say pretending to be paying attention to the film, "say again dear" - to which she replies - "which one is King Kong, who turns into King Kong then?" Oh dear. Has anyone else experienced the unfortunate side affect of alcohol on their better halfâs.