A question if I may.
Only unity saves a Serb. Apparently.
my irrepressible Welsh driver would wait patiently.Which side had the hotest women though? Abeit they are all danger f*cks. Got to be better though than Fatima from Kandahar and Hairy Mary from Derry.
In my experience they were all bad apples. The baddest apples you could get at this time, there were only minimal differences.
my irrepressible Welsh driver would wait patiently.
until whichever household name would inevitably pipe up
"There are some strikingly good looking women here in (insert name of fly blown Balkan town) "
"Ah yes" the silver tongued Welshman would respond " that's cos they've all been on the diet see?"
"What diet is that then?"
Remember at this point I am revealing of t repeated versions of the same conversation between some of the greatest minds on the planet and a bloke from Carmarthen with a blow-up sheep in his corimec.
Cue 39 with a wicked grin
"The four years war with added sanctions diet"
he would then chuckle all the way back while his hapless prey pondered the extent to which their gullibility would see the light of day.
To be fair some did attempt a regain
"But they are very good looking"
"Ahhhhhh yes (very Welsh at this point) but when they get to 30 they grow a beard" (pronounced beeeeeeead)
game set and match to Williams 39. Bless h im.
I could write a book about my Balkans exploits in general and Williams 39 in particular. Fast forward to the early 200s and I found myself in an airport room somewhere being fcuked about by the movers when in he walks.I did ask Sonja (who was strikingly beautiful) when she’d get issued with the beard, hump and two bags of cabbage.
She wasn’t much impressed.
On reflection, perhaps I shouldn’t have asked her this on her 30th birthday...
Yep and there is the problem. Nearly every Sweaty over the age of 6 months knows that Bannockburn was in 1314, Ask them the actual date and you will get a puzzled look. The Serbs however can tell you the date, the time of kick-off and who the Officials were.No that was this morning,15 June 1389 was yesterday.