Alan Sugar

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I was at a posh dinner last night and I was introduced to Alan Sugar. He seemed to be a very nice bloke, so I said to him,
"Alan, what does a million years mean to you?"
He answered, ...."Same as a minute"
I then asked, "Alan what does a million quid mean to you?"
He thought for a couple of seconds, then said "About the same as a penny does to you."
I said ...."Can I borrow a penny?"
He said..."In a minute"
 

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