Alan Sugar

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was at a posh dinner last night and I was introduced to Alan Sugar. He seemed to be a very nice bloke, so I said to him,
    "Alan, what does a million years mean to you?"
    He answered, ...."Same as a minute"
    I then asked, "Alan what does a million quid mean to you?"
    He thought for a couple of seconds, then said "About the same as a penny does to you."
    I said ...."Can I borrow a penny?"
    He said..."In a minute"