I was at a posh dinner last night and I was introduced to Alan Sugar. He seemed to be a very nice bloke, so I said to him, "Alan, what does a million years mean to you?" He answered, ...."Same as a minute" I then asked, "Alan what does a million quid mean to you?" He thought for a couple of seconds, then said "About the same as a penny does to you." I said ...."Can I borrow a penny?" He said..."In a minute"