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Alan Johnson quits

#3
If this story is true then where does that leave this plod? Any rozzers know if chucking your muck up the wife of the person your protecting is grounds for suspension / dismissal?
 
#5
Perhaps his got confused about his title of Protection officer which meant he thought he was some sort of prophylactic, like a condom??
 
#10
thats quite an old phot, judging from the colour of his hair, he's as grey as a grey thing now (prob from coming home from a hard day at the office to discover his wife's bodyguard wearing his dressing gown)
 
#11
thats quite an old phot, judging from the colour of his hair, he's as grey as a grey thing now (prob from coming home from a hard day at the office to discover his wife's bodyguard wearing his dressing gown)
1997, so she probably looks like a moose nowadays.

edit: recent one from the daily mail

 
#14
Looks like he never had the need for those Johnson Cotton Bud ear de-waxing arrangements, she looks like she has her tongue rooting deep in his right Jo-Kinnear in that pic...
 
#16
She is his second wife. That makes him just as shite at keeping his women satisfied as he has been in his jobs in Government.

It also proves that coppers will shag anything, regardless of looks or consequences..is he an Arrser do you think? :)

Can't say that I give a flying fuck one way or t'other.
 

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