Alabama Dayvorce

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by AAGF, Aug 21, 2013.

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  1. Judge: So why are we here today?

    Ah want a dayvorce, Yer Honour

    Judge - Do you have a case?

    No Sir, Ah have a John Deere.

    Judge: No, no - I mean, do you have a grudge?

    Yes Sir - that's where Ah keep the John Deere.

    Judge (exasperated) - your wife, is she a nagger?

    No Judge, but the babby is and that's why Ah want the dayvorce!
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