Judge: So why are we here today? Ah want a dayvorce, Yer Honour Judge - Do you have a case? No Sir, Ah have a John Deere. Judge: No, no - I mean, do you have a grudge? Yes Sir - that's where Ah keep the John Deere. Judge (exasperated) - your wife, is she a nagger? No Judge, but the babby is and that's why Ah want the dayvorce!