Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversit

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Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity!

The Reverend Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

"Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. "What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your Daddy say?"

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today's black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women.

Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I'm just asking you to give back to your own community."
 
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JoeCivvie said:
Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity!
"What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your Daddy say?"

Most likely good on you son a chip off the old block :D BTW is this cunt for real :roll: coming out with stuff like this and talking to invisible people he should be in a padded cell
 
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In that case, using the Blessed Sharpton's rule of thumb and given the racial mix of Tiger's parents, yer man should have laid his thang on Thai, Chinese, Native American and Dutch wimmin also.

.........and who knows? Maybe he has.
 
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Please tell me that this is a wind up? Sharpton is a full on fucknuts at the best of times.

Last time I checked, I thought that our Tiger was of mixed race? Does a bit of black in your heritage take precedence over everything else?
 
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the_guru said:
Please tell me that this is a wind up? Sharpton is a full on fucknuts at the best of times.

Last time I checked, I thought that our Tiger was of mixed race? Does a bit of black in your heritage take precedence over everything else?
Have you not noticed the septics have a "Black" President as well?
 
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Quite. The "black" minority are worse than the Aussies for claiming people as their own....
 
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For the_guru

What are those guys in your sig block up to? Dancing to what music? I want to wind up my Step Bro who looks the spit of the fella in the red!

Ha ha
Cheers
Catch :D
 
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catchyerselfon said:
For the_guru

What are those guys in your sig block up to? Dancing to what music? I want to wind up my Step Bro who looks the spit of the fella in the red!

Ha ha
Cheers
Catch :D
I think that they are Dutch technoraving teens. Feel free to steal. I watch them for hours :)
 
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LAIT said:
Might it be something as simple as the vast majority of black women are ugly?
And generally have arses you can rest your pint on.
 
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It would seem pretty obvious as to why Tiger couldn't find any black girls to play with.. No black woman is into golf...they are all into gangsta rappers, basketball and other 'real ' sports.. golfers balls are too small..
 
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the_guru said:
catchyerselfon said:
For the_guru

What are those guys in your sig block up to? Dancing to what music? I want to wind up my Step Bro who looks the spit of the fella in the red!

Ha ha
Cheers
Catch :D
I think that they are Dutch technoraving teens. Feel free to steal. I watch them for hours :)
They're mesmerising in a wierd kinda way. I wanna see the original video.
 
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That's got to be a bogus news item from some paper like the Onion. I have no use for the "Reverends" Al Sharpton or his buddy Jesse Jackson, Sr. but even they wouldn't be so stupid and state the obvious that white women go mad for the BBC. (Which is a fallacy anyway.) :wink:
 
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As I said. The press conference never took place. It was a satire. :wink: The video provided from the other web site though was apparently real and showed Sharpton commenting on what he knew of the incident 6 days ago. It's unfortunate you can't hear what the "interviewer" is asking him as she wasn't using a microphone and what you can hear is basically inaudible. Anyway, I don't like Sharpton and I don't care about what he may have to say about Woods' melt-down.

If truth be known, I really don't like golf and I really don't follow it. I don't understand what all the hub-bub is about. :? Woods wouldn't be the first "athlete" in the history of sport to make an arsehole of himself. His millions will soothe away the hurt. :wink: :p :p
 
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LAIT said:
Might it be something as simple as the vast majority of black women are ugly?
8O

Eh? you ever been to Trinidad/Jamaica/Brazil? some of the finest women on the plant IMHO

Black lasses are fine in my book, and typically preferable to the pie-munching, pasty-skinned horrors I see around me everyday in Belfast.

Personally, if there ain't a bit of melanin in there, I ain't going in...

Mrs S-H is mestizo (Spanish & South American Indian), so I've gone for the best of both worlds
 
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Ruckerwocman said:
His millions will soothe away the hurt. :wink: :p :p
His billion will help as well ;)
 
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Tango said:
Ruckerwocman said:
His millions will soothe away the hurt. :wink: :p :p
His billion will help as well ;)
Not after his wife and her lawyers get through with him. :wink: Snakes with tits, I'm telling ye! :clap:
 

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