Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversit

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  1. Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity!

    The Reverend Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

    "Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. "What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your Daddy say?"

    Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today's black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women.

    Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

    Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I'm just asking you to give back to your own community."

  2. Most likely good on you son a chip off the old block :D BTW is this cunt for real :roll: coming out with stuff like this and talking to invisible people he should be in a padded cell
  3. I suppose that makes Tiger Woods a racist then.
  4. In that case, using the Blessed Sharpton's rule of thumb and given the racial mix of Tiger's parents, yer man should have laid his thang on Thai, Chinese, Native American and Dutch wimmin also.

    .........and who knows? Maybe he has.
  5. Please tell me that this is a wind up? Sharpton is a full on fucknuts at the best of times.

    Last time I checked, I thought that our Tiger was of mixed race? Does a bit of black in your heritage take precedence over everything else?
  6. :roll: No, No, No, only White people can be racist :wink:
  7. Have you not noticed the septics have a "Black" President as well?
  8. Quite. The "black" minority are worse than the Aussies for claiming people as their own....
  9. For the_guru

    What are those guys in your sig block up to? Dancing to what music? I want to wind up my Step Bro who looks the spit of the fella in the red!

    Ha ha
    Catch :D
  10. I think that they are Dutch technoraving teens. Feel free to steal. I watch them for hours :)
  11. That'll explain my Bro and his cloggs! Which site did you lift it off of?

    Cheers by the way.
  12. And generally have arses you can rest your pint on.
  13. It would seem pretty obvious as to why Tiger couldn't find any black girls to play with.. No black woman is into golf...they are all into gangsta rappers, basketball and other 'real ' sports.. golfers balls are too small..
  14. They're mesmerising in a wierd kinda way. I wanna see the original video.
  15. That's got to be a bogus news item from some paper like the Onion. I have no use for the "Reverends" Al Sharpton or his buddy Jesse Jackson, Sr. but even they wouldn't be so stupid and state the obvious that white women go mad for the BBC. (Which is a fallacy anyway.) :wink: