Al Qaeda running low on funds

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by KyleH, Feb 9, 2010.

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    With them charging people to become a part of Al Qaeda,they're not going to be receiving as many recruits as before,but then again all it takes is for one guy or one group to be successful just once to keep the movement alive.

    It's looks like now,their plans to aquire WMD's won't likely happen,now that they're having such troubles.
  2. There's always one fecker who won't get a round in at the bar!
  3. Is this a whip round?
  4. No doubt Brown will send them millions in aid , hes given our money away to every other parasite on the planet
  5. No but give it time. The Daily Mail will soon start one.
  6. Did nobody tell them there's a recession on! :D
  7. They obviously didn't pick up any bargains in the sales.
  8. Maybe McDonalds will divert their fund raising activities away from the IRA to AlQ?
  9. We could always get Cowell to do a charity single for them, can't think of a suitable track at the mo.
    Can anybody help!!!!!!!
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Bomb the World?
  11. The fool on the hill?
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Do they know it's Jihad.

    Burkas are not enough.

    We are the Virgins

    Everybody wants to Halal the world.
  13. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    They can just give the Saudi Royal family ("extended family", for the sake of not embarrassing anyone 'senior' who passes on his 'small change') a ring, or their old friends in the Pakistani ISI.
  14. On the face of it, good news. But as the ariticle ponts out, terrorism is relatively cheap; the 7/7 attacks only cost about $15, 000 in total and 9/11 was a great return, from Al Queda's viewpoint, for a very reasonable investment.

    Ok, so a 24-style Suitcase Nuke is less likely. But a Mumbai Special would be cheaper, easier and still kill a Hell of a lot of innocent people. To say nothing of the consquences; draconian security measures, possible race-riots etc.

    Bottom line: Al Queda are'nt out of the game yet. Not by a long shot.
  15. Brings a new meaning to PAYD: Pay As You Die!