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#1
Want to know how to blow up your underpants?

http://www.techeye.net/internet/al-qaeda-launches-english-website

The mad mullahs join the online age with practical advice on how to destroy the infidels next door :)
I just hope they have a forum to post appropriate comments.....

Notes for would be jihadists:

1. If you blow your meat and two veg off, the 7 virgins will be falling off their clouds laughing at you when you arrive. The Koran has no mention of Allah as a cosmetic surgeon.
2. The last woman I saw that could honestly claim to be a virgin was Susan Boyle - bear that in mind before you believe everything you are told.
3. We have been sending martyrs to meet Allah in great numbers the last few years, exactly how much quality to do realistically expect to find within his remaining stock of virgins?
 
#9
Thems the people! Remind me to tell you about a meeting I once attended.... had me bursting into laughter at odd moments for months (demonstrate the threat.... er you don't watch the news?). It was a long time ago. Things have changed .......
 
#10
eodmatt said:
Thems the people! Remind me to tell you about a meeting I once attended.... had me bursting into laughter at odd moments for months (demonstrate the threat.... er you don't watch the news?). It was a long time ago. Things have changed .......
Schhhh.....





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