Al Qaeda online

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Alsacien, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Want to know how to blow up your underpants?

    The mad mullahs join the online age with practical advice on how to destroy the infidels next door :)
    I just hope they have a forum to post appropriate comments.....

    Notes for would be jihadists:

    1. If you blow your meat and two veg off, the 7 virgins will be falling off their clouds laughing at you when you arrive. The Koran has no mention of Allah as a cosmetic surgeon.
    2. The last woman I saw that could honestly claim to be a virgin was Susan Boyle - bear that in mind before you believe everything you are told.
    3. We have been sending martyrs to meet Allah in great numbers the last few years, exactly how much quality to do realistically expect to find within his remaining stock of virgins?
  2. I reckon there's mileage in using Susan Boyle in a Psy Ops campaign. If they saw her as the quality line... :)
  3. dont you think its ironic that the taliban call centre is in pakistan?
  4. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Bradford would have been even better..... :D
  5. i dont think it ever said anywhere that the virgins were female either.... or human for that matter....
  6. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Probably funded by Box 500 and the guys and gals from Langley.

  7. SSSsshhhh you'll have them all asking who Box (er) 500 is. 8)
  8. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Sorry Mr Smiley sir.
  9. Thems the people! Remind me to tell you about a meeting I once attended.... had me bursting into laughter at odd moments for months (demonstrate the threat.... er you don't watch the news?). It was a long time ago. Things have changed .......
  10. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer



    You know who.....