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Al-Qaeda calls on US to convert


From now on, I'm known as Al-Random-Task

(nice to see Zawahiri is sticking to standard jihadist video choreographing in making his point with his left index finger-no flies on him!)
From America, land of my birth, I shout "fcuk you, ya fcuking fucktard"

I'll even say it from the Mosque my friend attends to increase my point.

Ignorance leads miserable terrorist cnuts to scoff at the principles of racial and religious equality. Ignorance leads to sectarian bloodletting. Ignorance spews from this cnuts mouth.

Fcuk 'em.
Easy solution! Get them all to convert to christianity. Then they can shag all the totty they want, smoke all the dope they want and get totally Brahms every night into the bargain. It's got to be better than rocking up to a mosque four (or is it five) times a day and having some bearded lunatic screaming at you. Quite apart from the fact that you don't get wrenched out of you gonk at silly o'clock every morning by some annoying prat in a tower.


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