Easy solution! Get them all to convert to christianity. Then they can shag all the totty they want, smoke all the dope they want and get totally Brahms every night into the bargain. It's got to be better than rocking up to a mosque four (or is it five) times a day and having some bearded lunatic screaming at you. Quite apart from the fact that you don't get wrenched out of you gonk at silly o'clock every morning by some annoying prat in a tower.