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Al-Baghdadi reported dead

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by PepperSeaDog, Apr 27, 2015.

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  1. He was supposed to have been killed, or at least rendered virtually incapable of movement, in March.

    Now dead again. Allegedly.
     
  2. Is 'e pining for the fjords yet?
     
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  4. As apart from all the other thieves and rapists.
    There hasn't been a military force so focussed on pillage and sex crimes since, well, the Red Army in 1945.
     
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  5. They got his father's favourite hound as well.

    al-Baghdadi's Dad's dog's Dead.



    I'll get me djellaba.
     
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  6. What about Ali Bongo, don't tell me they got him too ?
     
  7. Let us hope he didn't mistake the blinding flash of HE for the stairway to heaven.
     
  8. This lad has has more comebacks than Meatloaf!
     
  9. Bugsy's family moves in mysterious ways...
     
  10. If its true I hope he suffered, and if it were up to me any member of ISIS would be fed to large cats, and bears.
     
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  12. It would not be past him to have had one or three look-alikes. send them to various meetings to keep up appearances/morale of the lower echelons, keep touch with the seniors by other means, and simply inform them this is good opsec.

    A few look-alikes later and he may be realising that he is a very popular/sought after fellow.
    Maybe stopped laughing at the headlines saying he’s dead too.

    Like Osama he will be always be on a kill list.
     
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