Al-Baghdadi reported dead

Pity really, I heard he was about to be offered the Home Office job if Milliband got in.
Though you have to admit it's efficient and saves on scarce resources.
Even NICE couldn't complain about the cost of a decapitation cure for complicated cancers.
Depends on whether the budget for volunteer untrained amputation specialists comes out of the same cost centre as the oncology department.

Mind you, it's always cheaper to get your surgical tools from B&Q.
They like to have a qualified Allah Botherer in charge as they feel it gives them legitimacy. Most of the top bods are either ex Saddam Int Officers or Ba'ath Party Seniors.
Looks like a hole-in-one for the Ruskie's

'30 IS commanders and up to 300 soldiers were at the Raqqa meeting'
Anything comng out of Russia is suspect. It looks like a Vietnam era BDA.

30 IS stop for coffee.
They must all be officers.
Each officer must have at least 10 bodyguards.
A meeting this big must have Baghdadi at it...

So a platoon of sheep stealing Chechen rapists becomes the IS General Staff...

Gout Man

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Have you heard the one about the 72 virgins actually being 72 raisins?

We had MATTs last week, and the Padre was speaking during the V&S phase. By all accounts the literal translation in the Qu'ran (or however its spelt) measn raisins. He explained that raisins were classed as quite the delacacy way back then, and that it would have been an honour to have eaten one, but 72... ?

Anyway, back on topic... hope he was/is in a considerable amount of pain.
Hmm, hopefully 72 little pieces of rabbit doo doos.
He was supposed to have been killed, or at least rendered virtually incapable of movement, in March.

Now dead again. Allegedly.
Is 'e pining for the fjords yet?
Wasn't that "sheep raping Chechen thiefes"? Think you mixed those up ;-)
As apart from all the other thieves and rapists.
There hasn't been a military force so focussed on pillage and sex crimes since, well, the Red Army in 1945.

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