The aviation minister, Jim Fitzpatrick, got a grilling from Paxo on Newsnight last night. What a bumbling and incompetent sack of vomit this man, who is in charge of our airport security, appeared to be. Where the feck do they get these idiots? It's like we have the failed contestants of the Apprentice running our country, and they all have Scottish accents. Newsnight clip Having recently come back into the UK through a major airport, and having been harassed by an individual whose first language was not English, I knew something was amiss. But we now learn that foreign criminals or terrorists could be working in our airports. Great.