Airport security enhanced patdown: ejaculation nation

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  1. - Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down


    Gentleman's gentleman with ironmongery in his member gets pulled aside for "enhanced screening" (i.e. a good feeling-up from a TSA agent) after the scanner picks it up.

    Gentleman in question gets a good groping from male TSA agent who was intent on a good manual inspection of the ironmongery. Since the gentleman is of that persuasion, he naturally gets aroused by the procedure.

    It also turns out that our intrepid gentleman is also on a hair-trigger, and naturally he mucks his drawers.

    Result: man is thrown to ground, handcuffed and dragged away.

    Apparently it is policy that anyone whitewashing their underthings during a pat down gets nicked. Ho hum!
  2. But the scary thing is that it's actually believable...
  3. Well aren't I the fool then, duckypoos!

    Bet it's going to happen sometime though. Back in the "evil Gee Dubya Bush" era this would have been labeled "fake but accurate" ;)

    PS mods - this can go to the hole then!
  4. Hey ho said Dan Rather. :p