Airline pilot

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  1. An B.A. airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his
    plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom. He turns and says
    to the first officer, "I think I'll go take a shit and then try to fuck
    that new blonde stewardess."

    The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell
    him the intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ass.

    A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey.
    He said he had to take a shit first."