Airborne Rabbis Protecting us from Swine Flu

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  1. That's swine flu eradicated then :roll:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8196807.stm

    8O 8O

    Shockingly, at 33 seconds into the clip, there appears to be somebody who's managed to chant themselves to sleep.
     
  2. Is swine flu more offensive to them than, say, avian flu?? Given they're not that keen on our little porky friends!! :? Or was that someone else? I lose track!

    And if they got swine flu, would that be an act of God, or what?
     
  3. I don't think it would be kosher.
     
  4. Can someone stop this planet. I wanna get off.
     
  5. I think it would probably be more Halal.
     
  6. I thought the thread was airborne RABBITS!

    STILTS
     
  7. And I thought it was about the old and bold of the Parachute Regiment behaving like the sky gods they are.....
     
  8. Oh how I laughed!

    This works in the same way that homeopathy works... regression to the mean...
     
  9. Well.... you never know...... it just might work....... It keeps crocodiles out of the sky.....!!! :cry: :cry: :oops:
     
  10. Well, it must be working as I haven't caught swine flu yet!!

    Shalom!

    Litotes
     
  11. No but there's now 55 new cases of DVT to treat.
     
  12. If the Rabbi thing doesn't work out for them, there's always whitehall.