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Air stewardess

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by MontyB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An airline pilot is halfway across the atlantic ocean when all four engines cut out, he and the co-pilot try everything they know to re-start the engines without result. Knowing that at best they can only glide without power for half an hour before crashing into the sea, he calls the senior air stewardess into the cockpit and explains the situation and the fact they will all probably die.
    The stewardess is totally distraught and announces to the surprise of both pilots. "I can't die, I am still a virgin, I will never know what was like, to feel like a real woman!"The pilot said. "I can help you with that."
    With that the pilot undid his seat straps, stood up, tore off his shirt and said. "Iron that, and then make me a coffee."