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Air France

#1
Someone's got to start.......:

Good news for adventurous tourists who want something different.......

You can now book an Air France tour to see the Titanic!


Air France have announced chearp flights this week......

They're a drop in the ocean compared with last week!
 
#2
Queensman said:
Someone's got to start.......:

Good news for adventurous tourists who want something different.......

You can now book an Air France tour to see the Titanic!


Air France have announced chearp flights this week......

They're a drop in the ocean compared with last week!


like the second one. V good..
 
#6
Years ago my H.C.C.P.U (hormonally controlled cock processor unit) overheated causing me to overlook centuries of quite valid hatred and bigotry and move to Paris with my French girlfriend, who could, I must admit, suck start a Bedford. In the six months of dazed, garlic tinged insanity I had to endure there I couldn't help notice that in every decent restaurant and supermarket they had a fish tank. You could take your pick.

Well the boot is on the other fin now isn't it!
 
#11
I just saw on the news that one of the reasons behind the Air France crash was because the plane was "travelling too slowly".
Shame the French planes don't run as fast as their army!


Can't wait for the new Transformer movie - an aeroplane that turns into a submarine.
Wait a minute, I've seen this somewhere before.
 
#12
Okay, it may not be a joke joke but the reporter's comment on MSN news video made my eyes roll up more than design tolerances!!

"The black boxes should confirm that this was a speed issue, either the plane flew so slow it stalled or it flew so fast it came close to the speed of light" :roll: :roll:

Fcuk me, we'll be crossing the Atlantic soon in 1/30th of a second.
 
#13
Apparently there was something wrong with the speedo. I suspect that if Jaques Cousteau's old mini sub were to visit the wrecked cockpit it would find a filthy cheese encrusted black and decker drill on the end of the speedo cable.

Air France eh, where were they at Dunkirk?
 
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fozzy

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#15
The nuclear attack submarine that the French sent to help in the search for the black box, will now not be joining the recovery operations.

It surrendered to the Brazilian Navy 2 days ago. :D
 

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