Ain't this the truth..........

#1
A recent scientific study found that the kind of male a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a plank of wood wrapped in rusty barbed wire jammed up his arse :!:
 
#3
Ah! 'Plug the Slug' is back in UK.......Hi Plug!! You wouldn't be able to 'get on your bike' though would you? Some Scouser knicked it when you were deployed! :lol:
 

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