Aint Doctors wonderful

#1
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehole
out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country
looking for work within twenty-four hours.
 
#2
Mick Hucknalls been arrested after being caught sh*gg*ng a rabbit.

A police source said he was holding back the ears and singing

bunnys too tight to mention
 

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