AIBU..the Am I Being Unreasonable thread

#1
I thought we needed a thread where we can ask our arrse collective, namely unknown internet people, advice about our inner most fears and insecurities whilst answering the question "AIBU"

So here goes. My Darling Wife (DW) wants sex every day, does she not understand that after going to work that i'm knackered and not interested in sex ? or is it that she's met someone else and is comparing my sex drive to someone else ? or has she been talking about me to her friends on Facebook ? I also can't think about sex becasue i'm worried about the size of my bottom - i'm so confused and hurt. She's also suggested that 'when the painters are in' that she's happy with some 'bum fun' - but as far as I know neither of us have ever been to centreparcs...also i have leaky nipples...please help or post your own AIBU stories.....
 
#4
Jimmy's best mate - "cloud of cunt" is copyrighted on here. Same as "bellthronk". Try to be more original. You..you glistening thundercunting underpant.

Edit: ;)
 
#5
There are very few posters on ARRSE who make me want to do physical harm to them.

JoeyDeacon, the taxi-driving multi-accounted sock-puppeting dog-felcher is about number six on my list, the unimaginative shit-juggling spunkweazle that he is.
 
#6
Someone's been on Mumsnet.

A couple of years ago, I found myself on there while researching child car seats. There are lots of nice helpful people on there. There are also lots of self-obsessed cunts and self-opinionated cunts. I left after a minor spat regarding my use of the term "kiddy-fiddler" to describe a kiddy-fiddler. Apparently, that is a non-PC term, but the phrase "peados in Speedos" is not only acceptable but is actually fucking hilarious. Hypocritical fucking harpies.
 
#7
Jimmy's best mate - "cloud of cunt" is copyrighted on here. Same as "bellthronk". Try to be more original. You..you glistening thundercunting underpant.

Edit: ;)
Underpant (a personal favourite) is flashy's

Thundercunt was MDN.
 
#8
It's not that bad an idea - if we kept this run on arrse lines about our concerns and forgot all about any other on line community

I mean.. For Example....

AIBU to ask Mrs Vauban and my daughter to take the granddaughter* and all the baby talk ( solid food/ rashes/nurseries you know how it goes) into another part of the house while my son in law and myself are just trying to enjoy the Rugby last Sunday afternoon?



(* 8? 9? 10? months? not sure exactly -that's how committed/involved/interested I am)
 
#13
Hoovering is non U. You should say vacuuming. Everyone knows that.

I may do a little later, but the first job is washing the windows. This lovely morning polarised sunlight is pretty to behold, but it does highlight the filth on the kitchen window.
 
#15
It's not that bad an idea - if we kept this run on arrse lines about our concerns and forgot all about any other on line community

I mean.. For Example....

AIBU to ask Mrs Vauban and my daughter to take the granddaughter* and all the baby talk ( solid food/ rashes/nurseries you know how it goes) into another part of the house while my son in law and myself are just trying to enjoy the Rugby last Sunday afternoon?



(* 8? 9? 10? months? not sure exactly -that's how committed/involved/interested I am)
good heavens sirrah you are reasonableness personified. its not as if you were asking them to leave the house just go to another part of it. Good on you. I would have done the same but I am usually ironing on Saturdays.
 
#16
AIBU to side AGAINST my daughter and side WITH my son in law -her husband?

She is totally determined to crush his every dream and hope!

In the last 12 months he has declared his dream to be to throw in his job as a senior accountant with a FTSE 100 listed company and follow a new path. He has had no less than THREE cracking ideas.

1) To become a professional ultimate cage fighter.

2) To become a professional gambler/ poker player in Vegas

3) To spend time practising darts full time, get “REALLY good" , and be at the BDO championships at Lakeside “ by 2015” (he has said he doesn't expect to WIN first time- so he is realistic)

My daughter has dismissed every one of his plans casually and contemptuously!

AIBU to think she is wrong? I have not said anything yet but think I should

They have a baby under 1 yr old but I don’t think this should be a factor
 

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#17
They have a baby under 1 yr old but I don’t think this should be a factor
Is the child blonde? Blonde children are making seriously good money in the Gulf States at the moment. You could give some of the money to your son in law so he can become a Wild West Rodeo Rider or whatever he has set his little mind on.

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#18
I thought we needed a thread where we can ask our arrse collective, namely unknown internet people, advice about our inner most fears and insecurities whilst answering the question "AIBU"

So here goes. My Darling Wife (DW) wants sex every day, does she not understand that after going to work that i'm knackered and not interested in sex ? or is it that she's met someone else and is comparing my sex drive to someone else ? or has she been talking about me to her friends on Facebook ? I also can't think about sex becasue i'm worried about the size of my bottom - i'm so confused and hurt. She's also suggested that 'when the painters are in' that she's happy with some 'bum fun' - but as far as I know neither of us have ever been to centreparcs...also i have leaky nipples...please help or post your own AIBU stories.....
AIBU to hope that you will be roughly arse-fucked with a baby grand piano. Were I a man of belief I would place a fatwa on your genetic line and smite your offspring and other blood relations with a salty cheese grater.

By the way, I have copyright on "giraffe's quim" and I had you in mind.
 
#19
By Jove missus, thee,s some very original epithets flowing from various posters to-day, well done chaps & chapesses, nothing pleases more than pointed and erudite replies to cuntslobberers, snotgobblers posts.
 
#20
There are very few posters on ARRSE who make me want to do physical harm to them.

JoeyDeacon, the taxi-driving multi-accounted sock-puppeting dog-felcher is about number six on my list, the unimaginative shit-juggling spunkweazle that he is.

Now this kind of threatening behaviour is unacceptable - Threatening to do me physical harm - I'm writing to my fictional friends and the MODs - Oh you'll rue the day you threatened me you internet bully....


By the way I'm 6'7 and will rip out your asshole and send it to your family to use as a tea towel holder.
 

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