Ahhh so

#3
The UK has offered Japan 68 rescue workers and two dogs to aid the rescue effort.......



Japan gladly accepted, but insisted they would have preferred endangered sea- going mammals.
 
#4
Bob Geldof has just announced a new band aid single in aid of the Tsunami victims.Wet,Wet,Wet,The Drifters,Mud,The Floaters,Muddy Waters and The Beach Boys are to re-record the Blondie classic The Tide Is High.
 
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Aleegee1698

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#6
Bob Geldof has just announced a new band aid single in aid of the Tsunami victims.Wet,Wet,Wet,The Drifters,Mud,The Floaters,Muddy Waters and The Beach Boys are to re-record the Blondie classic The Tide Is High.
You forgot "When you dig in Japan"

Scarf, mittens et al.........
 
#8
I phoned my mate in Tokyo yesterday to ask if he was alright, the irresponsible c**t could only think about his social life- he kept screaming "big rave big rave!" down the phone
 
#9
I phoned my mate in Tokyo yesterday to ask if he was alright, the irresponsible c**t could only think about his social life- he kept screaming "big rave big rave!" down the phone
Bastard I nearly choked, I was laughing so hard at that. That is getting texted on as all my own work:-D
 
#14
Due to the current economic climate, we have decided to cancel our trip to the Far East.





Instead we are spending a fortnight in the pool at the leisure centre with the wave machine on.
 
#15
As a humanitarian and internationalist, I believe that now, in view of the great suffering of the Japanese people, is the time that we should be reaching out and building bridges.







Although preferably not the kind of bridge they made my grandad build.
 
#16
My old dear just called and asked me whether there had been any movement on the new house I am building. I explained, "Mum, I live in the Czech Republic, not Japan."
 
#17
The Japanese really are a bunch of moaning cunts.........






You never hear people in Venice complain when a boat sails past their living room window and down the high street.
 
#19
Ellen MacArthur is well pissed off. Her Round-The-World record has just been smashed by a Japanese waiter on a coffee table.
 

phil245

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#20
how can you identify a Japanese prostitute? she's the one in the fishnets.
 
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