Ahhh, my Cosmic Order has been rebalanced!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sparky8, Jan 2, 2012.

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  1. So, after moving into my new house ages ago, I finally got round to sorting out my DVD collection. Its just about my only bit of OCD but its now racked up in alpabetical order, 400 or so starting with 'About a Boy' and ending with 'Zulu'. Hopefully the tics and twitches will dissipate whenever Im in the front room now!

    What's your OCD?

    Oh, and I don't mean Spaz having to call everyone a 'Sheeps Cunt' or Porridge Gun knocking one out every afternoon dressed only in custard filled NBC boots.

    Ah, feck it, lets here them ones too!
  2. Being on time is my cross to bear, hate being late, get twitchy, moody and throw toys out of my pram,
    my wife is opposite, fashionably late is order of the day, even for Mass.
    my god it gets painful
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  3. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    My petrol driven lawn mower. I have added a shit load of HPs to it since its purchase.

    I may try to put a Rover V8 in it this year.
  4. I have OCD about timekeeping. I feel physically sick if I think I'm going to be late.
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  5. Having to stick to a plan once made unless circumstances change in principle. You may not think that sounds like much, but when you get tense just from the missus popping into a shop in passing rather than achieving what we set out for and then going back, it's a wonder she hasn't murdered me in my sleep.

    I'm very well insured, probably even more so than I know about.
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  6. I'm with you on this one Legs. I would rather be too early than late and I hate it when others are late.
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  7. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    My front door...

    - I pull it shut and listen for the latch to click
    - I push the handle up to get the bolts to deadlock
    - I push the door to check it's fully shut
    - As I drive past in the car, I have to look at it to conform its closed...

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  8. Double sometimes triple checking that I have locked my car door even when I know that I have locked it.
  9. +1
  10. My kitchen light switches.
    They both have to be the same way!
    I'll even get out of bed and go down stairs to check,even though I made sure they were right before I went up stairs!!!
  11. Keys in pocket. I have to check I've got them while putting my coat on, before opening the front door and after stepping out. You'd think I could just keep them in my hand, but apparently not.
  12. I once knew a bloke (you can call him Dave if you really must) who used almost a half roll of bog paper everytime he went for a shit. He must have franticly wiped his ring sore everytime. I can only conclude he suffered from a smelly finger from that unfortunate accident we all have from this excersise at one time in our lives... but in his case he overcompensates so it never happens again.
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  13. you need help... go and see a specialist as soon as you can.... Oh !! and dont be late for the appointment !
  14. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    he must be related to one of my housemates...he goes through a roll a day. at least.
  15. I'm another of the detest lateness types