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Ah, Footballers

I have a feeling that in less than six years' time, I'll walk into the toilet of a Manchester pub, to be accosted by wayne Rooney's mum, asking me a fiver to see him held by the ears whilst Paul Gascoyn shags him. Up Canal Street. So, by that time the mighty investment banks will have fallen.

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