Aguilera, bit of a munter. But better a chunky munter.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Nobby Sapper, Mar 21, 2013.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    If only the economy was not fucked by a bunch of Old Etonian twats and Afghan was not going to come back to haunt us and the Yids were not about to nuke Iran and Baby Face was not about to cak South Korea and the whole of the Middle East was not in meltdown I am sure I would give a fuck about the body shape of a Septic Diva.

    But as things stand, you know?
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  2. But better fattened up for the slaughter.
  3. You're input is well valued.
  4. That's what you get for suckling on naturally rhythmic men like you were a whelping Bull Mastiff.
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  5. That just needs washed.
  6. Ugly pig.
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  7. Best lookin' bit in that vid was the ole Honda XR.
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  8. Yeah,however Nobby wants her on a Big Mac diet before she comes anywhere near him, gay cunt
  9. Thats the best porno vid on MTV
  10. Don't get me wrong here if, stress if she was hosed off and scrubbed then I might, stress might take a blowjob off her... If she was talented.

    Otherwise, I reckon it would be more fun to work her over with a scalpel, a stapler and a soldering iron.
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  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    De Nada.
    I would put 'well valued' at £550.75 in the current economic climate. Cash. Or a jet-ski. Or a small child so long as it is blond.

  12. Feck right of with your Big Macs!!!

    KFC would do nicely.
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