It has come to my attention that some Arrsers appear to have some serious mental disorders,sexual fixations ( particularly anal ) and several other personality problems. However,I am here to help. The treatments that I received for my slight problem actually worked,and I feel that I should share my vast knowledge with you. So post your problems,I will help.Obviously this is entirely confidential,so it will go no further that the Naafi Bar. Please do not PM,as I find sharing problems will be of huge benefit to everyone.And it willsave me repeating my answers for all the others. Right,who's first? aah Biped,do start.