Aghhhh! fecking robbed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Plastic Yank, Aug 26, 2005.

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  1. FECK!

    been pickpocketed! unbelievable! took an hour before i noticed! ok, was boozing in the pub watching the cricket, but my jacket was never out of my sight!

    Must say i am impressed that they managed to grab it though!

    Banks been great! Honestly, who goes to Halfords and asks for £50 back?
  2. Serves you right for watching such a dull f*cking sport. :D

    If the pickpocket had truly been worth his salt, he would of laid a stool into a folded beer mat and put it in the pocket the wallet came from... :D
  3. My bike was stolen from my secure parking slot which aint very secure on tuesday........bummer
  4. an hour before you got a round ? About as slow as cricket (sorry dude)