Aggression

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, May 8, 2006.

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  1. I am in a f ucking foul mood. Its not PMT before you start.

    I have kicked everything in the mess that doesn't move, my phone is laughing at me, my computer is laughing at me, my lighter is on it's way out, the f ucking lightbulb in my bedroom has gone and I have come to the end of my tether.


    Editted to add:My MSN is f ucked also, and the f ucking lappy is still laughing at me.


    Cheer me up.

    [align=center](the f ucking computer just had me off again then - someone will be on the end of a big time one way conversation tomorrow)[/align]
     
  2. Here's the thing

    I post as Dale on several Christian websites.

    I'm not a soldier

    But I do believe in God and that His Son came to earth to save me and other people called Dale, so that you will have eternal life

    Now, if that doesn't f ucking cheer you up, I don't know what will
     
  3. Use the screen for mood lighting and have a strum.
     
  4. Do you like the subtle touch of a young boys arrse?
     
  5. Here you go Dale, I know you love him
     
  6. Dunno about dale but thats just made my day, thankyou Goku!!
     
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Good one Guko!
     
  8. Not as funny as him puking on his shoes.

    I am still up for a fight.
     
  9. or you bubbling people for having a wee
     
  10. Clean my shoes :twisted:
     
  11. why dont you try and cram your entire 1157 including webbing and helmet into your cavernous baggy snatch and go and hand yourself in to the stores.







    for a laugh.
     
  12. Shitehouse. I have run out of laughs and shites and giggles. The stores are empty. I asked Netheravon.

    I can't even be arrsed with chat.

    I need a bit of 4 x 2 to hit someone with. Volunteers please. Weaklings need not apply, I need a proper scrap.
     
  13. Nice try. A small snigger, and that was it.

    Try harder.

    Not even the Tourettes programme is cheering me up.
     
  14. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

  15. This always makes me laugh