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Aggression

#1
I am in a f ucking foul mood. Its not PMT before you start.

I have kicked everything in the mess that doesn't move, my phone is laughing at me, my computer is laughing at me, my lighter is on it's way out, the f ucking lightbulb in my bedroom has gone and I have come to the end of my tether.


Editted to add:My MSN is f ucked also, and the f ucking lappy is still laughing at me.


Cheer me up.

[align=center](the f ucking computer just had me off again then - someone will be on the end of a big time one way conversation tomorrow)[/align]
 
#2
Here's the thing

I post as Dale on several Christian websites.

I'm not a soldier

But I do believe in God and that His Son came to earth to save me and other people called Dale, so that you will have eternal life

Now, if that doesn't f ucking cheer you up, I don't know what will
 
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Goku

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#4
Scouting for Boys said:
Here's the thing

I post as Dale on several Christian websites.

I'm not a soldier

But I do believe in God and that His Son came to earth to save me and other people called Dale, so that you will have eternal life

Now, if that doesn't f ucking cheer you up, I don't know what will
Do you like the subtle touch of a young boys arrse?
 
#11
why dont you try and cram your entire 1157 including webbing and helmet into your cavernous baggy snatch and go and hand yourself in to the stores.







for a laugh.
 
#12
shortfuse said:
why dont you try and cram your entire 1157 including webbing and helmet into your cavernous baggy snatch and go and hand yourself in to the stores.


for a laugh.
Shitehouse. I have run out of laughs and shites and giggles. The stores are empty. I asked Netheravon.

I can't even be arrsed with chat.

I need a bit of 4 x 2 to hit someone with. Volunteers please. Weaklings need not apply, I need a proper scrap.
 
#13
Scouting for Boys said:
Here's the thing

I post as Dale on several Christian websites.

I'm not a soldier

But I do believe in God and that His Son came to earth to save me and other people called Dale, so that you will have eternal life

Now, if that doesn't f ucking cheer you up, I don't know what will
Nice try. A small snigger, and that was it.

Try harder.

Not even the Tourettes programme is cheering me up.
 

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