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AGC(SPS) Slogans

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by zubrzycki, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. zubrzycki

    zubrzycki War Hero

    I (the entire SPS Det) was asked to come up with ideas for a Det slogan for some t-shites for us to wear..

    I know.. thrilling.

    Becuase we are all so good at what we do, we ignored this request completely and now, we need to come up with ideas by COP today.

    I was thinking:

    "AGC - been f*cking up your pay since 1992"

    or

    "AGC - mostly full of knobs"

    I am far too blunt to come up with anything witty, so does anyone think highly enough of themselves to help out?

    There is an added bonus - if yours is the lucky slogan, you could see a bunch of clerks bimbling around wearing your handywork.
     
    zubrzycki, Sep 21, 2009
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  2. Norfolknchance

    Norfolknchance LE

    AGC - All Girls Corps
     
    Norfolknchance, Sep 21, 2009
    #2
  3. zubrzycki

    zubrzycki War Hero

    very original.
     
    zubrzycki, Sep 21, 2009
    #3
  4. Stinkerson

    Stinkerson Old-Salt

    How about:

    AGC (SPS) - 'We don't care'
     
    Stinkerson, Sep 21, 2009
    #4
  5. Spook_44

    Spook_44 Old-Salt

    How about:

    "I wanted to join the Army, but chose the AGC instead"

    Any takers?
     
    Spook_44, Sep 21, 2009
    #5
  6. HVM_Boy

    HVM_Boy War Hero

    "Carlsberg don't do Human Resource departments... but if they did it would be the AGC(SPS)"





    edit: i almost managed to type that with a straight face.
     
    HVM_Boy, Sep 21, 2009
    #6
  7. Storeman Norman

    Storeman Norman LE

    During WW2 the Wrens had a slogan: 'Join the Wrens today and free a man to join the Fleet' - I'm sure you could do something with that.

    Otherwise 'A Clerical and Present Danger' seems to sum you lot up to a tee.
     
    Storeman Norman, Sep 21, 2009
    #7
  8. HVM_Boy

    HVM_Boy War Hero

    "We Came,
    We Saw,
    We cocked up your pay."
     
    HVM_Boy, Sep 21, 2009
    #8
  9. HVM_Boy

    HVM_Boy War Hero

    AGC (SPS)...Home of the fatties, P7s and over 45's since 1992.
     
    HVM_Boy, Sep 21, 2009
    #9
  10. Tartan_Terrier

    Tartan_Terrier LE

    AGC - Arse Growing Champions
     
    Tartan_Terrier, Sep 21, 2009
    #10
  11. JonnoJonno

    JonnoJonno

    On the back

    "Kick me, I'm AGC"
     
    JonnoJonno, Sep 21, 2009
    #11
  12. HVM_Boy

    HVM_Boy War Hero

    AGC(SPS) - The human form of JPA
     
    HVM_Boy, Sep 21, 2009
    #12
  13. zubrzycki

    zubrzycki War Hero

    found some of these very good!
     
    zubrzycki, Sep 21, 2009
    #13
  14. HVM_Boy

    HVM_Boy War Hero

    "This is my JPA Terminal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My terminal , without me, is useless. Without my terminal , I am useless. I must type my keys quickly . I must type quicker than any soldier who is trying to get what he is owed. I must dismiss him before he shoots me...."
     
    HVM_Boy, Sep 21, 2009
    #14
  16. Cougar

    Cougar Old-Salt

    AGC(SPS)......Were all CNUTS!
     
    Cougar, Sep 21, 2009
    #15
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