AGC(SPS) Slogans

[zubrzycki]

I (the entire SPS Det) was asked to come up with ideas for a Det slogan for some t-shites for us to wear..

I know.. thrilling.

Becuase we are all so good at what we do, we ignored this request completely and now, we need to come up with ideas by COP today.

I was thinking:

"AGC - been f*cking up your pay since 1992"

or

"AGC - mostly full of knobs"

I am far too blunt to come up with anything witty, so does anyone think highly enough of themselves to help out?

There is an added bonus - if yours is the lucky slogan, you could see a bunch of clerks bimbling around wearing your handywork.

 

[Norfolknchance]

AGC - All Girls Corps

 

[zubrzycki]

very original.

 

[Stinkerson]

How about:

AGC (SPS) - 'We don't care'

 

[Spook_44]

How about:

"I wanted to join the Army, but chose the AGC instead"

Any takers?

 

[HVM_Boy]

"Carlsberg don't do Human Resource departments... but if they did it would be the AGC(SPS)"





edit: i almost managed to type that with a straight face.

 

[Storeman Norman]

During WW2 the Wrens had a slogan: 'Join the Wrens today and free a man to join the Fleet' - I'm sure you could do something with that.

Otherwise 'A Clerical and Present Danger' seems to sum you lot up to a tee.

 

[HVM_Boy]

"We Came,
We Saw,
We cocked up your pay."

 

[HVM_Boy]

AGC (SPS)...Home of the fatties, P7s and over 45's since 1992.

 

[Tartan_Terrier]

AGC - Arse Growing Champions

 

[JonnoJonno]

On the back

"Kick me, I'm AGC"

 

[HVM_Boy]

AGC(SPS) - The human form of JPA

 

[zubrzycki]

found some of these very good!

 

[HVM_Boy]

"This is my JPA Terminal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My terminal , without me, is useless. Without my terminal , I am useless. I must type my keys quickly . I must type quicker than any soldier who is trying to get what he is owed. I must dismiss him before he shoots me...."

 

[Cougar]

AGC(SPS)......Were all CNUTS!

 

[JonnoJonno]

"This is my JPA Terminal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My terminal , without me, is useless. Without my terminal , I am useless. I must type my keys quickly . I must type quicker than any soldier who is trying to get what he is owed. I must dismiss him before he shoots me...."

Bit of a long-winded text there mate. If they were making a det skirt you could probaly fit it on the arse though.

 

[shrew]

'once you've had SPS, you never go back'

 

[shrew]

"This is my JPA Terminal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My terminal , without me, is useless. Without my terminal , I am useless. I must type my keys quickly . I must type quicker than any soldier who is trying to get what he is owed. I must dismiss him before he shoots me...."

brilliant!

 

[TheBigUn]

On the back:

If you can’t see my mirrors I can’t see you

 

[Snowy1]

AGC (SPS)
"No its JPAC's Fault
Call 0800 085 3600"