AGC(SPS) Slogans

#1
I (the entire SPS Det) was asked to come up with ideas for a Det slogan for some t-shites for us to wear..

I know.. thrilling.

Becuase we are all so good at what we do, we ignored this request completely and now, we need to come up with ideas by COP today.

I was thinking:

"AGC - been f*cking up your pay since 1992"

or

"AGC - mostly full of knobs"

I am far too blunt to come up with anything witty, so does anyone think highly enough of themselves to help out?

There is an added bonus - if yours is the lucky slogan, you could see a bunch of clerks bimbling around wearing your handywork.
 
#3
very original.
 
#4
How about:

AGC (SPS) - 'We don't care'
 
#6
"Carlsberg don't do Human Resource departments... but if they did it would be the AGC(SPS)"





edit: i almost managed to type that with a straight face.
 
#7
During WW2 the Wrens had a slogan: 'Join the Wrens today and free a man to join the Fleet' - I'm sure you could do something with that.

Otherwise 'A Clerical and Present Danger' seems to sum you lot up to a tee.
 
#9
AGC (SPS)...Home of the fatties, P7s and over 45's since 1992.
 
#10
AGC - Arse Growing Champions
 
#13
found some of these very good!
 
#14
"This is my JPA Terminal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My terminal , without me, is useless. Without my terminal , I am useless. I must type my keys quickly . I must type quicker than any soldier who is trying to get what he is owed. I must dismiss him before he shoots me...."
 
#16
HVM_Boy said:
"This is my JPA Terminal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My terminal , without me, is useless. Without my terminal , I am useless. I must type my keys quickly . I must type quicker than any soldier who is trying to get what he is owed. I must dismiss him before he shoots me...."
Bit of a long-winded text there mate. If they were making a det skirt you could probaly fit it on the arse though.
 
#18
HVM_Boy said:
"This is my JPA Terminal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My terminal , without me, is useless. Without my terminal , I am useless. I must type my keys quickly . I must type quicker than any soldier who is trying to get what he is owed. I must dismiss him before he shoots me...."
brilliant!
 
#19
On the back:

If you can’t see my mirrors I can’t see you

:wink:
 

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