Following on from this dubious thread.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=128038.html
When did the improbable ever become the reality for you ??
Did you ever start the party in p*ssed jeans and a heavily vommed shirt only to find yourself still at it with a looker under a pile of coats ??
Found yourself in a town with one pub and the cast of Fraggle Rock as your hosts but ended up grabbing a cab at 6am with a sh*t eating grin on your mug and sore knees ??
My drippy hippy sister had a Kiwi mate who spent the summer over here a few years ago, her healthy middle class hatred of all things soldierly and warlike pretty much dampened any ideas I had of getting into them ripped purple jeans specifically after she tore me to bits regarding my evidently lacking moral fibre.
So it came as much as a shock to me as it was to her when she wandered back off to her liberal la la land with a healthy package in her womb from myself
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=128038.html
When did the improbable ever become the reality for you ??
Did you ever start the party in p*ssed jeans and a heavily vommed shirt only to find yourself still at it with a looker under a pile of coats ??
Found yourself in a town with one pub and the cast of Fraggle Rock as your hosts but ended up grabbing a cab at 6am with a sh*t eating grin on your mug and sore knees ??
My drippy hippy sister had a Kiwi mate who spent the summer over here a few years ago, her healthy middle class hatred of all things soldierly and warlike pretty much dampened any ideas I had of getting into them ripped purple jeans specifically after she tore me to bits regarding my evidently lacking moral fibre.
So it came as much as a shock to me as it was to her when she wandered back off to her liberal la la land with a healthy package in her womb from myself