Agai 67 - whats its opposite?

Sat on my arrse in the office as I no longer can be arrse'd to go on first parades (de-kitted is the main reason)

My Cpl told me how the SSM was rollocking the SNCOs to AGAI 67 more people. Why? does he have a quota to meet?

So it got the grey matter electrically firing. Is there an AGAI where we can reward or commend a soldiers action, I'm not all into saving it up for an SJAR moment for the guy.

Where possible I reward my guys with early knock offs and a sports afternoon, a piss up where I pay the drinks tab (yes I have done it (bloody expensive lol)

Shouldn't there be a mechanism whereby smiley faces for a job well done can be recorded?
My God, you really are winding down for civvy street aren't you? Whatever happened to the old dit about the Yanks giving wounded soldiers a medal while the Brits give them remedial fieldcraft lessons?
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Just give them one of those. I'm sure they will appreciate it.
TBH I wound down after year 11 of my Army service and started resettling.

Do you think there SHOULD be an alternative?

Might ask my local MP to raise the point in the HoC
Giving the lads an early stack - Yes. Paying for a piss up - Yes.

Smiley Faces and Gold Stars. No.
There is a system in place for rewarding people, I've not seen it that often myself but I've definately seen others benefit from this system. Its called "Promotion"
Dish out the fellatio.

Goes down well everywhere and even the non-hermers can't resist a nosh


How about AGAI Vol 1 Chap 11....?

In Bavaria of course.

That's merely a suggestion. Most of us don't need rewards - serving is reward enough.


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From personal experience, doing a good job and working extra hard meant being given more work as you clearly had extra capacity.
Reminds me of a certain CSM from a few years back. He had asked one of the privates to help him ferry his bags to the accommodation in a rover. After an hour or so, he realised that he'd been chinned off so had the private AGAI'd for driving a non taskworthy rover. True story.
You squadies should consider yourselves lucky.

At my place we have "Employee of the month" and the winner gets a Toblerone.

Well whoop-de-fucking-doo.

You nominate your colleagues. Most winners basically get it "For doing what they are paid to do", but it's wrapped up in management-speak to make it sound sexier. The winners are almost always the non-productive deadwood ones with non-jobs. Epic fucking fail.

Any cunt ever nominates me, I WILL have my revenge. But the cunts that work with me know that, so I'm pretty safe from the shame of ever winning.

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