Confusingly, staff are also barred from using the word "homosexual", for which they are instructed to use the term "gay", while they are warned against using the phrase "straight", and told to say "heterosexual".
The problem is that once you create an Equality and Diversity unit, they need to keep themselves gainfully employed by thinking up this drivel. If they declared there were no problems in these areas they might get put back on the streets, and that would never do!
Evening All Mrs Housewife, what a lovely child you have, I wonder if he'll grow up to be a batty boy?
Nah, if he can't get benefit then it's footballer innit and don't you go saying evenin' to me you fcuking pig, I iz offended. 'n' I ain't marrid neiver, fact I dunno oo is Dad is.