After dinner jokes/repartie

Discussion in 'Officers' started by olivers_army, Nov 16, 2006.

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  1. I am highly likely to be dicked to be Mr Vice at our impending annual dinner. Having already familiarised myself with the sort of tricks I may find myself subject to, I need some inspiration for suitable/acceptable after dinner jokes/stories. I very much doubt my current collection of humour would go down too well or improve my career chances much.

    Entertain me....
  2. I find that any recolection of my CSgt from the factory normally brings a chuckle to most people. Usually as it reminds them of their own.