After a few Beers youll find this funny, too...

#1 sue me.. it's Friday afternoon and I'm starting the pre-dinner drinks a bit early.. can't help it.. found this funny..

A young single mother gives birth to twin boys and , knowing it is for the best, puts them up for adoption.. One boy ends up in Egypt and is named Ahmal. the other goes to a family in Spain and is named Juan.. Over the years mother and sons finally connect again.. Juan sends her a photo of himself all grown up.. The woman looks at it and sighs.. "I wish I had a picture of Ahmal as well.."..The next door neighbour shakes her head.. " They're twins!.. If you've seen Juan you've seen Ahmal. "

They say you can have too much of a good thing..I wish I had been part of that study...
seeing as we are using jokes from mags, here goes....

why do elephants have big ears?

because noddy wont pay the ransom!
7 Englishmen and and Irishman in a line up for a rape charge.

The victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts: "Thats her, the miserable fcuker!!"



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