After a few Beers youll find this funny, too...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Mar 18, 2005.

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  1. sue me.. it's Friday afternoon and I'm starting the pre-dinner drinks a bit early.. can't help it.. found this funny..

    A young single mother gives birth to twin boys and , knowing it is for the best, puts them up for adoption.. One boy ends up in Egypt and is named Ahmal. the other goes to a family in Spain and is named Juan.. Over the years mother and sons finally connect again.. Juan sends her a photo of himself all grown up.. The woman looks at it and sighs.. "I wish I had a picture of Ahmal as well.."..The next door neighbour shakes her head.. " They're twins!.. If you've seen Juan you've seen Ahmal. "

    They say you can have too much of a good thing..I wish I had been part of that study...
  2. hmmmmmmm,
    seeing as we are using jokes from mags, here goes....

    why do elephants have big ears?

    because noddy wont pay the ransom!
  3. What subconstellation is named after an Irishman's drink?

    Orion's belt.

  4. 7 Englishmen and and Irishman in a line up for a rape charge.

    The victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts: "Thats her, the miserable fcuker!!"