Or just shit on your pillow.This needs to be in the feline funnies thread ... you can see from the look, ‘Ok, you may think this is funny and clever ... but tonight you are going to be asleep, and I am going to slide under your duvet and, with great precision and exquisite purpose, extend my razor-sharp claws through your scrotum and into your testicles. You will wake up with a sudden, disconcerting and inexplicable pain in your gonads, shriek and leap up in a panic, at which point I will depart rapidly with your orchids embedded in my claws ... ‘
Ah yes; the famed .577 tyrannosaur.
Not for the faint-hearted, or those who fail to shoulder the rifle correctly.
We had to sight that kind of artillery in when I worked there. Plus much worse up to double .600's . Got through a lot of underpants on the range days.It reminds of a S. African friend of mine, he is the one I went on holiday to his friends small (5000 odd acres) farm in NR mentioned in my "Tales of a colonial policeman" thread on here.
He was big bloke some 6'3" & about 18 stone but in his younger days had played on the wing for the Transvaal rugby team, so no slouch. He had a lovely double barrelled Rigby .470 nitro express rifle complete in its box. He loved to have a bet, the rifle v £50 if anyone could stand to attention & fire off both barrels without taking a backward step or being knocked over by the kick. No one ever won & even he couldn't do it. The only way to fire it was to firmly brace the right leg well back while leaning into the shot!
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458 Lott is the furthest I've gone with a double rifle - no worse than a 10 bore wildfowling piece with a decent load.We had to sight that kind of artillery in when I worked there. Plus much worse up to double .600's . Got through a lot of underpants on the range days.
They is ossifers you can tell by the brown shoes and highly decorated ossifers at that . Although I'm sure if they were back in civvy street that little runt at the front left would revert back to being a witch doctor .They look like the dribbling spaccer Malema's brains trust.