African Infantryman of the Year

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by VanHelsing, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. I know we have seen some before but I was made aware of these amusing contenders.

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  2. Now that is a good set of CBA!!!
     
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  3. Some good contenders here.....

    Liberian infantry -

    Note this example of a perfect executed flamboyant sideways Glock Foh-Tay running stance.

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    When undertaking FIBUA operations, most militia units will use the Soul Train infantry formation during the advance to contact.

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    Your average militiaman, upon coming under effective enemy fire, will swiftly move to a suitable position & return accurate, well directed fire while waiting for his platoon commander to assess the situation. The amazing height & style on this one really impressed the judges.

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    Once contact with the enemy has occurred & the platoon commander has assessed the situation & formulated a plan, he will direct fire using tracer rounds & the one handed overhead blind shot, to indicate the position of da brizzles over thar.

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    As fire teams start to fire & manoeuvre, suppressive fire will be provided by a support section, often form the prone position - too bad that the mag spring has blown out of the bottom of this beautifully blue-duct-taped God of War magazine rig.

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    Other platoon members such as this pair often use the difficult of co-ordinate phat bammer swagger shooting stance while providing suppressive fire.

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    Note : this is the first photograph obtained by Western intelligence showing evidence that the latest issue combat flip flops urban are now on general issue

    The nautical theme is ever popular as is seen by this militiaman wearing a stylish Kapok life jacket. It wont stop a bullet but it sure looks Boo-yaa!

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    Company support arms are frequently deployed at platoon level. Counter armour capability is provided by RPG teams. Adopting the Phat Batman Begins firing position is a new innovation but its bitchin hot, oh yeahhhh!

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    Intervention of Fighter Ground Attack is countered by AAA specialists as is shown here, adopting the homeless street person anti-aircraft position with great precision.

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    This gun team demonstrates the proper way to providing support fire in the light role utilising the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of link trailing from the weapon at any given time. Note the suitably awe-struck look on the faces of the onlooking posse respec.

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  4. The chap with the life jacket on appears to be wearing welders gauntlets?

    Are they ally now?
     
  5. MPF with the AK...notice the "cockney bint" position of the legs; wide open, providing maximum support.
     
  6. Not as ally as this cunt

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  7. I wondered what had happened to Dave... It seems he's now Davina
     
  8. Legs is that you poppet?
     
  9. After a couple of pints i'd give 'HER' a punt!
     
  10. Best thread in ages...Cheers :)
     
  11. Bloody lucky none of this lot were nominated for the Millies. "Our boys" wouldn't have stood an earthly.
     
  12. In the Engineers...always!
     
  13. Tooled up biatches doing a big shop.

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    Pimp my ride.

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    Wet weather program.

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