African Generals do this better I think.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Squiggers, Jul 11, 2009.

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  1. They offer more money for one.

    You know those scams, with some african general offering $50 mil, if you give your bank account details? Well, i occasionally get them, and think they're hilarious.

    Got this one earlier:

    Now, what should I do? Lead them on a merry dance, and royally fuck them over? There was a mate who convinced one that MI6/FBI were after him. :twisted:
  2. "I am a female student from University of Burkina faso,Ouagadougou,I am 25yrs old. I like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented,I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction".

    I wonder if (s)he will have many babies by me..................... :p
  3. Well, as it's hotmail, i couldn't give a monkeys.

    Perfectly secure. About as secure as Flash upon finding a resurgence of mongs when he logs on.
  4. ummm 15 % of ten million seems a pretty good deal but i would also have to ask for at least 25% of the kingdom, im sure thats a fair deal
  5. Feck Me, you poor peple, I earn at least 250 miilion a day, just waiting for the money to come by package from FEDEX. I have paid all the transaction fees.

    Bloody Paupers.
  6. For every 100 people this is sent to 1 is going to mong it. Seems like a good career.

    Also if they have you acc number and sort code they can't do much without a security number and password, or can they?
  7. Not exactly untraceable but they can set-up a direct Debit mandate as Jeremy Clarkson found out...

    Edited for dyslexic fingers.
  8. I learnt from the anonymous letters we used to get that outed crooked contractors that anything that has " As God is my witness" or "God will protect" etc could safely be ignored as the work of a total nutter. Although there was the Hong Kong one that the contractor who built the new road up into Sek Kong had made a fortune by making it half an inch light in width.
  9. Feck me, the wimmen love me - just got another one!

  10. Mmmmm, I've never shagged a Yak.

    Wonder if she'd be up for bank details are......

    Why not open a new current account with absolutely no overdraft facility and no DD / SO provision, a 'cash' account only, of the type they give to young uns.

    Then send the details to Mr Rip Off. That way their account can be tracked when they try to set up a DD / SO to pay money into it.

    You could visit for some tips. Good for a laugh, my dear.........
  11. Burkina Faso translates as "Land of Honest Men".

    You have been warned.....
  12. I always reply asking for a photo of them with their tits out.
  13. Only people who look at scat porn sites get these messages.Obviously,I have never recieved any of them.
  14. Me too and believe it or not I have been sent some tits and pussy pics.