African & Aborigine

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spiffy, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. At 22.35 last night I sat down to watch QT believing I was a white Anglo-Saxon, an hour later I find that I'm, according to Geer an African and according to Griffin an Aborigine.

    So now seeing as I'm an African Aborigine, could I win a MOBO award ?
  2. Yes, but the chances of you ever qualifying for your 100m breast-stroke badge are now extremely slim.
  3. Thats great news, does it mean I can dance properly now, instead of looking like a spastic having an epilectic fit
  4. Yo Bro, wassss up.
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Does this mean I need to learn to speak "Street" and how to get down with the Bros?
  6. Don't be dissin' me blud, or me an me bredrin will put a cap in yo ass
  7. I thought a Hoe was a piece og gardening equipment, damn I confused
  8. Does it suit me?

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  9. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

  10. Certainly does bruv, like da shades innit, what yoo fink of my new ones


  11. Dat Ali G got no respek innit, gonna stick 'im wiv me blade, den me an my crew will own da manna.
  12. Sorry Auld Yin, I think you've got your Genre mixed up.

    You will get Dissed big time if you'se admit to liking Bros.

    Edited as I realised to late that it was Wham with the Gay Bubble not Bros

    D1ckhead........ :oops: :oops:
  13. Fcuk off WIGGER :D
  14. :clap: Cnut! :lol:
  15. Does it mean I can be, well you know, well endowed in the trouser snake department?