Afghan_Kandak finally facked off?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by viceroy, Jun 29, 2011.

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  1. Don't get me wrong, I am happy to see the back of this bhenchod, just wondered if he's finally been shown the door or came to his senses by himself?

    Just in case:

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  2. It was my exorcism wot did it!
     
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  3. Told me he was off to Kabul to light up some Hotel with
    his presence.
     
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  4. He gave out presents?

    Why didn't I get one?

    What gives? Is it because I was a matelot and not a pongo?
     
  5. Yes of course, that must be it.....

    Meanwhile back in the real virtual world, has AKs account been binned? Does anybody know?
     
  6. He's just nipped to the shops, he had nothing to wear. I believe he fancies one of these:

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  7. I do but being an ex member of 14, if I told you.......etc!
     
  8. Can't tell from looking at his profile it looks 'normal', Good- or Bad CO? Wonder on which grounds he could be banned though, usually being a cock doesn't suffice.
     
  9. Genuine det then, sorry I meant dit :wink:
     
  10. Praise Allah if he has fucked off for good.

    And if he hasn't... Mohammed, you gay cunt! Sort him out you wanker!!!
     
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  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    14th salford scouts - he was kicked out for walting his badge sleeve.
     
  12. Surprised that him, Dow and Dow's Disciple havn't been oxygenated yet, what do you have to do to get a tag these days?

    Not that it makes much real difference I suppose.
     
  13. Crikey, for a moment I thought you said Selous Scouts. Then I cleaned my glasses.
     
  14. He's been sitting outside Kelloggs waiting to grapple with
    me for two weeks. Filly Sucker.
     
  15. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    fixed that for you, mohammed might be busy counting his virgins or pottering around the gardens so be patient.
     
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