Afghan troops to be incorporated in to UK mainland units

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Well their cam and concealment must be spot on as they were nowhere to be seen when the Taliban came back into Kabul.
 

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Well their cam and concealment must be spot on as they were nowhere to be seen when the Taliban came back into Kabul.
Did they ever leave?
 

Dwarf

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Now you've gone and done it.... :roll:

...that's still a secret...

Black helicopters inbound.... wait for the knock on the door
Damn! I thought it was declassified. I'll just claim it was my old unit, that might work.


Hang on there's someone at the door, back in a jiff.
 
In 2021, a slack bunch of shifty Afghan migrants were brought over to the UK. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Afghan-Team.
Sounds about right, they never slotted anyone either.
 
In 2021, a slack bunch of shifty Afghan migrants were brought over to the UK. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem finding heroin , if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Afghan-Team.
 
The English have a succesful history of incorporating foreign talent in to their military
eg combining the Highland Charge with the English bayonet to win for them the British Empire; the Maori Patu to club German paratroops in the NZ units at Crete; the Gurkha Kukri to behead German more paratroops at Monte Cassino; and now the scimitars of Afghan refugees, to create 'elite special-operations' flying squads to police the UK and elsewhere against threats domestic and foreign. These Afghanis are descended from warriors who successfully fought off Alexander the Great, the Mongols, the Moguls, the British, Indians, Persians, Pakistanis, Uzbeks, Tadjiks, Chinese, Soviets, Taliban, ISIS etc etc

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The Afghans are already working with all three branches of the armed forces.

Mostly In takeaways & driving mini cabs....
 
The English have a succesful history of incorporating foreign talent in to their military
eg combining the Highland Charge with the English bayonet to win for them the British Empire; the Maori Patu to club German paratroops in the NZ units at Crete; the Gurkha Kukri to behead German more paratroops at Monte Cassino; and now the scimitars of Afghan refugees, to create 'elite special-operations' flying squads to police the UK and elsewhere against threats domestic and foreign. These Afghanis are descended from warriors who successfully fought off Alexander the Great, the Mongols, the Moguls, the British, Indians, Persians, Pakistanis, Uzbeks, Tadjiks, Chinese, Soviets, Taliban, ISIS etc etc

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And where pray tell will they be able to recruit after say 10 years and injuries, deaths whittle down the handful of Afghani who would volunteer. Certainly not setting up a booth in the Kabul job fair

At least with Gurkhas they have a friendly recruiting zone to work from.
 
the septics suffered heavy losses due to lack of combat experience (by many years) and being led by that feckwit Clarke,
Oh you hard as nails boi's :roll:

y'all didnt ground fight until April 1940 (Norway), a year ahead of us, where if memory serves during those months you got thrown out of Norway, Belgium, France, Greece while we both were thrown out of the Pacific/Asia at Hong Kong, Singapore, Burma, Malaya, Guam, Philippines, Wake, from December 41 onwards so settle down with the hard man routine.


EDIT OH No Par Avion is upset I used facts to respond to the twerp
 
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And where pray tell will they be able to recruit after say 10 years and injuries, deaths whittle down the handful of Afghani who would volunteer. Certainly not setting up a booth in the Kabul job fair

At least with Gurkhas they have a friendly recruiting zone to work from.
Oh god ….
 

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