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  1. done my barb, numeracy & literacy test today got 63 on my pass and passed it all, medical coming up soonish then its be my first interview... any advise?
  2. I would advise you to learn the difference between 'advice' and 'advise'. Also, learn how punctuation and capitals work and learn some basic grammar.

    Other than that, don't put **** threads on Arrse. People don't like it. :)
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  3. Yes.

  4. Are you going to be a Padre?
  5. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
  6. Don't wipe your arse with a broken bottle.
  7. Always refer to the RSM as 'mate'.
  8. Never refer to the Underground as the Tube. The Underground is the Underground, never ever wear a brown suit or carry a brown paper bag under one arm.

    Stood me in good stead.
  9. Never kick your dog *********** when you have your fingers in his mouth
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