Advice Required ... Matters of the err trouser area!

#1
So, I've landed on my feet & whilst in a state that had resulted in me not being able to remember a fuckin thing I've managed to pull a stunner.

First things first cos they wouldn't be first other wise would they? Anyway ... I'm not postin pictures of her cos I'm a selfish bastard so fuck right off.

Now, you might wonder what right minded fittie would be interested in a squaddie so pissed he can't remember her, let alone that I gave her my number? Well the answer is a 24 year old divorced Pad!

Obviously I've smashed her, be rude not too. And those of you who know me, no comments on Facebook cos she's not the only iron in the fire so to speak.

My question now you've just wasted two minutes of your life reading the above is?

Regards her ex husband... Do I?

A) Use my cunning on her to find out who he is and give him a little phone call to find out the true depths of her depravity?

Or

B) Let sleeping Dropshorts lie and just push said strumpet to her limit until I go the same way as the ex hubby?

Fuck answers on a postcard, list them below!
 
#2
Fuck it, literally. Are you looking for bragging points?
 
#4
No refunds on the two minutes & answer simply "A" or "B" fuckwits!
 

TheIronDuke

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#5
I've managed to pull a stunner.
So rather than stun her, you choose to poke about on your laptop trying to impress made-up people on the internet?

Obviously I've smashed her... And those of you who know me, no comments on Facebook cos she's not the only iron in the fire so to speak.
Oh fuck. You do realise what you have just done, don't you?

Pissed or not. You son, are a walking fucking tragedy.
 
#6
C - Am I a bragging TWAT?
 
#7
Now, you might wonder what right minded fittie would be interested in a squaddie so pissed he can't remember her, let alone that I gave her my number?
!
So you OPSEC & PERSEC liability, you've handed over your Army number, next it will be unit strengths and locations.

Honey and Trap spring to mind, next thing you'll be breaking into the CO's office to get promotion lists before they are announced.

If it looks too good to be true then it usually is, that's why I shag munters.
 
#9
Bet you were too stupid to even use a false name then took her home to your place. How do you like your rabbit cooked?
 
#10
Let it lie she's an ex drop-short she's bound to be dirty as fuck the one I was shagging in germany was................wanked me off in her ex's car in sammys car park and my man glue was dripping over the dash.....go for it!
 
#12
Regards her ex husband... Do I?
That's a matter for consenting adults and your individual conscience but I think it only fair you tell the lady that your tastes run the other way.
 
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#16
It is of course always amusing when some bloke thinks his new totty only became a depraved cock seeking slut after she met him.
 
#17
I take it she was pissed out of her head? I'm sure she will be absolutely chuffed to bits with the thought she's pulled such a charmer.





What a lucky, lucky girl.
 

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