So, I've landed on my feet & whilst in a state that had resulted in me not being able to remember a fuckin thing I've managed to pull a stunner. First things first cos they wouldn't be first other wise would they? Anyway ... I'm not postin pictures of her cos I'm a selfish bastard so fuck right off. Now, you might wonder what right minded fittie would be interested in a squaddie so pissed he can't remember her, let alone that I gave her my number? Well the answer is a 24 year old divorced Pad! Obviously I've smashed her, be rude not too. And those of you who know me, no comments on Facebook cos she's not the only iron in the fire so to speak. My question now you've just wasted two minutes of your life reading the above is? Regards her ex husband... Do I? A) Use my cunning on her to find out who he is and give him a little phone call to find out the true depths of her depravity? Or B) Let sleeping Dropshorts lie and just push said strumpet to her limit until I go the same way as the ex hubby? Fuck answers on a postcard, list them below!