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Advice Needed!

#1
Dear Deidre lol

Really need some sound advice on this.....Here goes!

Been best mates with a civ for years, about 10. Went to school together, and grew up together. I joined the army, he kinda went no-where with life.
He met this chick that he fell head over heels for, and I knew straight away she was trouble. She caused him loads trouble so he came to stay with me for a while, and all she did was call and text him 24/7. Next thing we hear news on the grapevine that she was with one of his best mates, so we hacked into her email to see if we could find anything, not one thing! He then decided it was time to go home and sort his life out.
He got back, lost two jobs and decided to get her up the duff, which she terminated. Sad but for the best, no income and a baby aint good.
Anyways ive always kept an eye on that email of hers to make sure she aint playing around, but I know he'd be dead fucked off. Trouble is ive found applications by her to work for 2 escort agencies! What a ho, but should I tell him. Im a true believer in telling the truth, but now ive found dirt on her im thinking its gonna kill him!
Help please
 
#2
Norman_the_Gunner said:
Dear Deidre lol

Really need some sound advice on this.....Here goes!

Been best mates with a civ for years, about 10. Went to school together, and grew up together. I joined the army, he kinda went no-where with life.
He met this chick that he fell head over heels for, and I knew straight away she was trouble. She caused him loads trouble so he came to stay with me for a while, and all she did was call and text him 24/7. Next thing we hear news on the grapevine that she was with one of his best mates, so we hacked into her email to see if we could find anything, not one thing! He then decided it was time to go home and sort his life out.
He got back, lost two jobs and decided to get her up the duff, which she terminated. Sad but for the best, no income and a baby aint good.
Anyways ive always kept an eye on that email of hers to make sure she aint playing around, but I know he'd be dead fucked off. Trouble is ive found applications by her to work for 2 escort agencies! What a ho, but should I tell him. Im a true believer in telling the truth, but now ive found dirt on her im thinking its gonna kill him!
Help please

Which escort agencies exactly?

Just so I can judge the overall picture before giving my oppinion of course.
 
#3
Whiskey_60 said:
Norman_the_Gunner said:
Dear Deidre lol

Really need some sound advice on this.....Here goes!

Been best mates with a civ for years, about 10. Went to school together, and grew up together. I joined the army, he kinda went no-where with life.
He met this chick that he fell head over heels for, and I knew straight away she was trouble. She caused him loads trouble so he came to stay with me for a while, and all she did was call and text him 24/7. Next thing we hear news on the grapevine that she was with one of his best mates, so we hacked into her email to see if we could find anything, not one thing! He then decided it was time to go home and sort his life out.
He got back, lost two jobs and decided to get her up the duff, which she terminated. Sad but for the best, no income and a baby aint good.
Anyways ive always kept an eye on that email of hers to make sure she aint playing around, but I know he'd be dead fucked off. Trouble is ive found applications by her to work for 2 escort agencies! What a ho, but should I tell him. Im a true believer in telling the truth, but now ive found dirt on her im thinking its gonna kill him!
Help please

Which escort agencies exactly?

Just so I can judge the overall picture before giving my oppinion of course.
Well one of them is called beautifuladults.com, checked it out and it dont look like anything suss but then I keep saying to myself come on, its another word for a whore. Might be just my way of thinking
 
#7
When it's his birthday tell him you have a suprise for him. Then book her for the night.........stand by and watch the fireworks! Post on utube afterwards obviously :)
 
#9
smudge67 said:
When it's his birthday tell him you have a suprise for him. Then book her for the night.........stand by and watch the fireworks! Posy on utube afterwards obviously :)
Quality idea, lets hope she gets the job. Might have to post it on youporn tho, he might like that kinda thing :drool:
 
#11
smudge67 said:
When it's his birthday tell him you have a suprise for him. Then book her for the night.........stand by and watch the fireworks! Post on utube afterwards obviously :)

Oh god, I would pay to see that. To think Chan 4 has wasted so money on this Big Brother tosh when really they could have done things like that!
 
#13
Norman_the_Gunner said:
So you wouldnt just text him and spill. Although its funny I dont wanna * him up like that, he's prob the only civ I know who's got my back if I needed it
Hmmm, text, subtle. You're probably better of creating a random email address, and emailing him a link to the webpage that she's on. Then deny all knowledge when asked.

After you've put the link on here 1st :)
 
#14
smudge67 said:
Norman_the_Gunner said:
So you wouldnt just text him and spill. Although its funny I dont wanna * him up like that, he's prob the only civ I know who's got my back if I needed it
Hmmm, text, subtle. You're probably better of creating a random email address, and emailing him a link to the webpage that she's on. Then deny all knowledge when asked.

After you've put the link on here 1st :)
Awesome idea, thanks for that
 
#15
its dead easy...setup a new email on Windows live but provide false info, use said account to email printscreens of these applications to him with a brief note to explain. after said email and attachments are sent delete the account and deny all knowledge...win win (despite his hurt feelings).
 
#17
fusil89 said:
its dead easy...setup a new email on Windows live but provide false info, use said account to email printscreens of these applications to him with a brief note to explain. after said email and attachments are sent delete the account and deny all knowledge...win win (despite his hurt feelings).
Another quality idea, you guys done this before?
 
#19
Norman_the_Gunner said:
fusil89 said:
its dead easy...setup a new email on Windows live but provide false info, use said account to email printscreens of these applications to him with a brief note to explain. after said email and attachments are sent delete the account and deny all knowledge...win win (despite his hurt feelings).
Another quality idea, you guys done this before?

No their just dodgy b*stards who know this sort of this 'just in case' :twisted:
 

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