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old_fat_and_hairy

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#2
Sadly, I think he is playing the game. If he has had his wicked way with you, then I suspect that you may not hear from him again, unless he gets drunk and maudlin.
I could be wrong, obviously, but as a bloke, I think I may just be right. Sorry.
 
#3
All sounds very suspicious to me, sorry to say. As was said above could obviously be wrong however alarm bells would be ringing. Sorry.
 
#4
He's married. It's the classic pads trick.....I'm not married myself, but I've seen it used sooooo many times. If you're close to London I'll pop round to console you if you like?
 

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#6
Blimey! Even I take the time to be honourable and decent, and smudge even out-sleazes me! I will have to watch my laurels.
 
#7
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Blimey! Even I take the time to be honourable and decent, and smudge even out-sleazes me! I will have to watch my laurels.
Bloody hell,you mean you dont have her pic yet? :?
 

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taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Blimey! Even I take the time to be honourable and decent, and smudge even out-sleazes me! I will have to watch my laurels.
Bloody hell,you mean you dont have her pic yet? :?
Dear oh dear, even you accuse me. :D

But no, I haven't yet still live in hope.
 
#9
Taboo, long time no hear......... hope you are well

OFH..... get a move on with the picture she might live in the Midlands, I'm a qualified CVO.
 

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Ok! Kaz, by popular demand, and because of my aged and feeble self, I have been asked to request a photograph of you. Now, I should, by custom, say that this is to judge whether you are worthy of the attention of the others on this site, and to decide how the would use and abuse you. But I won't, I will just say that it would be rather nice to see who you are, and it is always a pleasure to see a pretty girl, especially for someone who like myself, is nearing his end, and would like happy memories to carry to his final resting place.
 
#11
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Ok! Kaz, by popular demand, and because of my aged and feeble self, I have been asked to request a photograph of you. Now, I should, by custom, say that this is to judge whether you are worth a wipe of others on this site(what with me being the Chief Pest they tend to bow to my judgement), and to decide how the would use and abuse you. But I won't, I will just say that it would be rather nice to see your rat, and it is always a pleasure to see a pretty girl, pleasuring herself as I near the end of my end, and would like happy memories to carry to the bog.
Altered to reflect True Sentiment. :)

Now. Kat. Hollywood or Brazilian. OF and H wont be able to have his afternoon Nap without knowing.
 
#13
In the Army or not, men know how to use the phone, and someone who wants to get in touch with you will.

I'm afraid he just doesn't want to dump you straight out because you might cry, and men hate that. Or he's hoping you'll be around the next time his actual GF/wife is away. Sorry about that.
 
#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I will just say that it would be rather nice to see who you are, and it is always a pleasure to see a pretty girl, especially for someone who like myself, is nearing his end, and would like happy memories to carry to his final resting place.
And Pod-OFH is starting to creep me out.

Back to slobbering perv mode, please. :D
 

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#15
TankiesYank said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I will just say that it would be rather nice to see who you are, and it is always a pleasure to see a pretty girl, especially for someone who like myself, is nearing his end, and would like happy memories to carry to his final resting place.
And Pod-OFH is starting to creep me out.

Back to slobbering perv mode, please. :D
Well, since you insist. But I was just trying to be a 'New Man' since the old one is quite worn out and knackered.
So, when am I to receive your photo, in all it's glorious detail?
 
#16
right-grumpy said:
Taboo, long time no hear......... hope you are well

OFH..... get a move on with the picture she might live in the Midlands, I'm a qualified CVO.
All is well sweet.I see you are on form in the girlie threads! :p

Mr OFNH,i wonder just how many pics you have of the arrse maidens :? I know at least 10 :wink:
 
#17
old_fat_and_hairy said:
So, when am I to receive your photo, in all it's glorious detail?
I would say when Hell freezes over, but unfortunately Surrey's covered in ice right now. So - will never work for you? :D
 
#18
well some intresting advice goin on here 1st time ive used this site so it seems hes a ****** then lol and heres me thinking there was maybe 1 nice guy out there as for my pic not a chance hahah x
 

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#19
XkazX said:
well some intresting advice goin on here 1st time ive used this site so it seems hes a * then lol and heres me thinking there was maybe 1 nice guy out there as for my pic not a chance hahah x
Good answer!
We may all be wrong, it's not unheard of, and I'm usually wrong on a regular basis, and I hope that we are, for your sake.

Try him again, see what he has to say, then come back and see what we think.
 
#20
here ya go ............ heard from him today hes at home and has till monday off i suggested he come over to see me friday night and he said he had a mate coming to stay till saturday i said my bit his answer was i,m a civvy n wouldnt understand the way army lads stick together lol.............pick the bones out of that bad badger lol
i,m off to work now i work in a pub and have to endure the liverpool derby again grrrrrrrrrrrrr so please leave some replies for me to read when i get home at daft oclock many thank x
oh n ps least he called???
 

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