Advice needed: Kid brother/botherfancies my daughters (20, 18, 16)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Negligent-Discharge, May 6, 2012.

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  1. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    What with "My brother-in-law" posts I thought I'd seek advice on the following matter:

    I posted a couple of pictures of my youngest three daughters on my Farcebook page for friends and family only. They are beauts. However, kid brother E. has sullied his reputation and struck himself off Christmas invitations/cards by, cough, hinting at how "purty" they were and what he'd like to "discuss" with them. Any advice? He supports Man. Utd. by the way and his kids all look bog-treaders.

    For the record: NO PICTURES WILL BE POSTED so eff off.
  2. This would be their uncle?

    Do you live in the Ozark Mountains ?

    Or Kirriemuir ?
  3. Cue "Dueling Banjos".
  4. Welcome to Norfolk, but I would slap him

  5. Enough said :wink:
  6. I don't see a real problem. Both my cousins are bang tidy, and I'm quite open about the fact that I'd do very dirty things to them if they had lower standards.
  7. I think someones being an over protective father NP. Plus I'm sure you'd kick the crap out of your brother if he tried it on. Lol. By the way, I'm at a loose end tonight if said brother wants a date?
  8. All legal so whats your problem?
  9. And you have stuck this in the NAAFI & your not supplying pictures?
    I say sir you are a bounder & challenge you to a duell with pistols or swords.
    This for the honour of deflowering your virgin daughters.
  10. And where,pray tell does he specify the fact that they are still virgins ? You may well win the duel and still lose the bet,so to speak.
  11. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Well it is a game for all the family I suppose.
  12. Cheap cider x 1 bottle per pax

    How many years did you say you'd served, FFS?

  13. Whats saying he already hasnt???
  14. And you are implying what i may ask?

    This is the NAAFI so pictures are normally standard spec.
  15. Jack cunt.