Advice columns....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. Schaden

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  2. Who the fuck employed John to act as agony uncle?

    Because they're a genius.
     
  3. About 5 or 6 year ago i used to frequent another forum for gamblers, well anyway, one bright spark came up with the idea of writing into newspaper advice columns with some outlandish tale of woe or grief. A few did and one lad actually had his letter printed in The Sun, Dear Deirdre i believe.

    It wasl about Princess Di and how he couldn't get to sleep at night whilst thinking and masturbating about her, aong those lines anyway, Deirdre printed it along with her advice!!

    Maybe we should try it here and see who actually gets one published.
     
  4. Right. Well, where do we start?
     
  5. I go on this occasionally and give advice to people who with problems. Usually my advice consists of "He is gay, get rid" or "you are not big boned, you are fat" etc. You don't even have to give a name. Good fun if bored.


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