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Adverts That REALLY Pi$$ You Off

Legs

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#1
Sitting here, bored, on duty. Only Sky TV and ARRSE for company. Do you know what I keep hearing?

Fcuking Barry Scott. Shouting about Cillit Bang. STOP FCUKING SHOUTING AT ME YOU TW@T!!

Is this the most irritating advert on British TV.

All answers here please!
 
#2
french car adverts-yes your cars are sh!te, they dont make me want to dance and paris is not in fact the most romantic city in the world it is it fact a sh!thole
 
#3
Nope

Endowment mortgage claims
Injurylawyers4u
Any other compensation company, injury or otherwise
ocean finance
purple something finance
all the other bloody loans companies that have a fleecing rate of apr secured against your home

I'm sure there are others, just watch uk history or other freeview programs

bring back mini-adventures, the cat in the barcadi breezer advert and anything original + funny
 
#7
That one with the northern git who gobs off "You buy one - you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free". Who the fark is he and please tell me what he thinks he's wearing?
 
#11
Arghhhh!!!! The one for insurance that says "Go on make mehhhh happy, make mehhhhh happy" and then "Ahhhhh just like his grandad" And all the one's that follow..................................arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Oh and Michael (t*at face) Winner "Calm down dear, it's only a commercial" I hate you and want to punch your face in. (part of my 40 million win would go on assassinating him as well as cat p*ss stinker).
 
#13
anything to do with cleaning products....i know domestos kills all known germs dead,of course theyre dead, you just bloody told me that you killed them..aaargh.
Also, anything to do with beauty products FFS!!
 
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#14
The 'Ather and Co' Solicitors ads that are shown up here during the day (never on in the evening) in the North East. It's fronted by a strange looking little man (one of the Ather's) who likes to drone on about the fact that they are a 'local company who don't take a penny and you keep the lot' to the strains of some dodgy Dutch porn movie guitar music. He is an irritating little man and that music is bloody awful. He has a face that I could punch all day long.

The other 'Ambulance Chaser' ad, with that really big fat lad who looks and sounds as if he's an ex RAF Officer. The 'Accident Helpline' I believe they are called. He's probably lined himself up to sue Greggs the baker.

The other one with the lass who walks into an office block foyer and doesn't see the lake of water on the floor, slips and falls and then goes on to tell you 'I got 5 thousand pounds, I was really pleased'. Yeah, I bet you were Chubby. Spent the lot on scratch cards as well no doubt.

Any of these daytime 'no win no fee, you keep the lot, we don't take a penny' ads really.

Oh, and all of the 'ladies sanitary' ads.
 
#15
The bloke who shouts aaaaaaaaaaaargh confused in a car insurance ad, followed by the bloke with the parrot on his shoulder for another. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease STOP!
 
#16
AND "It's only one ninety niner, it's only one ninety niner".

AND the Halifax advert, the bloke who looks like Penfold from 'Dangermouse' (80's). Apologies to anyone not old enough to remember. lol
 
#18
Legs said:
DFS/MFI/Land of Leather.

When are they NOT having a sale?
That would be the day annoying car insurance adverts are no longer on tv and women know exactly what they want stuck in them or on them at that time of the month. Another to add is life insurance ones, where some old bint talks to oldies about dying and leaving something behind, and if they apply soon (within their short lifetime) they'll get a free gift!!! (value ~£3)
 

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