Straight off the bat, and before some smug git gets in there, I am well aware that the purpose of an advert is to create product awareness and knowledge, thereby creating desire etc etc etc. In spite of that, there are certain adverts that really pi$$ me off. Top of the Flops right now is the utterly ghastly 'Nutrisse' advert with the appallingly untalented Davina McCall. 'Nutrisse means nourish' she gushes to the hopeless no-life plucked from obscurity to play her mother. 'Are you shure your hair suits colour?' she warbles before being pitched into oblivion - possibly forever. 'Nutrisse' doesn't mean 'nourish' at all - in fact, it has no meaning beyond that which Garnier have ascribed to it. Cnuts. Anymore??